NEXT!

Last night I went to sleep at 3 but then woke up at 6:30 not too fun.

Anyway I was spending my late night watching Next. Its hilarious I want to be on it just because it is ultra cheesy.
First the dater introduces themselves
"Hi, I'm Viviana"
Next, you make reference to your race.
"I'm Puerto Rican you can thank my parents for that."
Then they make a sexual innuendo about one of their hobbies.
"I like movies so I need a guy who can work my projector. ;-) "
After that they mention what they don't want and say Next in an obnoxiously loud tone.
"If a guy has dirty ears he will be getting a big fat Next!"
 
I like it when they introduce the people that they are going to be dating especially the guys. Every guy will find at least 12 hundred ways to say they have a big penis. 
Once the dater gets off the bus they always have to do some ridiculous challenge.
"I like oxygen so you are going to have to do this outrageously long obstacle course and swim with sharks to get the oxygen tank on the other side. Once you have the tank  you have to bring it back to me so I will do nothing with it and if you complete this course it does not show whether or not you would be a good person to date its just really fun for me to watch"
The guy will always talk about how hot the chick is until they get Next'd then its all "Bitch is ugly as hell"

I love the ones with gay people though because the people waiting on the bus either insult everyone or end up making out. It cracks me up they don't even care that they got Next'd or that they don't get to meet the daters. 


In conclusion Next= barrels of Fun!