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I deleted my last entry because it did make me seem pathetic. I am not even going to lie crying over a band is pathetic. I guess it didn't make me seem pathetic, I AM pathetic.

Eh...Whatever tell me something I don't know.

Last night I spent at Dana's with the Brat Pack we were watching some of the LB marathon then sat around a fire with our sweatshirts and just talked. We did a little dancing too. Sarah Jay and I did the whole "Night at the Roxbury dance" with EmmyMac in the middle. Its pretty fun. Then we were freezing our bums off so we went inside and watched She's The Man. Man its even better the second time around. I love Amanda Bynes she's boss. Channing Tatum isn't that bad either ; )
I felt though that the characters Monique and Olivia looked a little too alike, I dunno it bothered me. We fell asleep on the floor. 

EmmyMac and Jenn try to make us breakfast this morning but Dana's mom made us egg sandwiches instead. We talked for a little bit after breakfast and we realized it was 11:45 and we had to be at the Fun Fest at 12. I have never seen 5 girls get dressed so fast. We got at the Italian Icee cart and we set up and started selling. Let me tell you I don't mean to toot my own horn but...

I. KICK. ASS.

I sell Icees like no other. I would convince people to buy them for some reason, the one thing that got people to buy was that I said "With every purchase you get a free smile" I guess they thought it was cute. I got Andrew to buy my friend Brittany and I icees. He didn't even have one. Justin took a little convincing but the smile line got him. This other Asian kid came back FIVE TIMES(not including another time he sent his dad to get one). I told him he was our most valued customer so I gave him an extra smile. Knowing my luck he will be some new kid in my school and see me and think "Ew that is the freaky Italian icee girl". After I finished the girls and I walked around and they had some bands play.

HOTTEST. GUYS. EVER. in those bands. I swear. One band "The Semester" was about to play so we were talking to the merch guy and looking at the shirts. The sign they had was adorable.

It was like this: Cds $10
T-shirts $10
Low fives $5
High Fives -FREE

I, by accident, spilled some of the icee on the shirt that was on the table I payed for it because I felt really bad.  EmmyMac and I both got free High Fives. Then the band comes on stage.

Lead Singer: Great Jeans
Drummer: Hot
Bass Player: HOT!
Keyboardist: Um he had a cool hat
Guitar Player: DAVE MELILLO LOOK ALIKE

Imagine my giddyness. I was like AHHHH HE LOOKS JUST LIKE DAVE; this was to myself of course. So we stayed around for their set and they were really good. I bought their cd. I talked to the bass player he was cool and I was told him
Me:" Um is he aware that he looks like Dave Melillo"
Bass Player (Ray): I don't even know who that is
Me: He is a singer
Ray: Oh Yeah he is the kid on Drive-Thru Records right
Me: Yeah
Ray: You should tell him, he might give you a smart ass remark though.
Me: Oh then I'm scared
Ray to Dave Melillo look alike: Hey Pukes (his name isn't Pukes they just call him that his name is really Eric) She is telling me you look like Dave Melillo
Eric: I don't know about that, I don't even know what he looks like
Me: Trust me its a compliment
Eric: Well Thanks I think I am fatter though.
Me: Well he weighs 90 pounds I want to eat a burger for him.

Even though Dave doesn't weight 90 pounds I wanted Pukes to feel good about himself. So then he was trying to sell Cds after and I was getting people to buy them.  I would say anything to get people to buy the cd.
Person: I don't have enough money
Me: Sell your body thats what I did.

For some reason I could get anyone to buy anything. These girls who were groupie-wannabes(SHUT UP!) were crowding all around DM look alike and clearly not buying things I came to the rescue.

Me: You should buy a cd and a shirt. I spent all my family's money to buy this cd.
Groupie Wannabe: Your family only has 10 dollars?
Me: No they actually have 20 I use the other 10 to buy a shirt. This shirt will be what I am going to wear for the next five years. My family is on welfare. Trust me it was worth it.
Eric: I like this girl.  (this is where my heart flutters)
Me: Want to touch my cock?

Yes, I am girl but with a cock. By cock of course I mean my rooster necklace. As many cock jokes I get for having a rooster necklace it is always a good ice breaker.

Eric: (shoots me a WHAT THE FUCK look then looks down and sees me holding a rooster) Um okay (He rubs my rooster)

Woah that sounded dirty. So we talked for a second he told us the band was from Minnesota and how they got the shitty shitty gig of the Family Fun Fest.  He tells story about the band and blah blah blah while I look at his uncanny Dave likeness. 

BTW don't search for pics of him because you will get him with like a sassy Jew fro and thats not how he looks like now.
Even though he is not Jewish apparently he is Mexican. He looks Jewish though.

Anyway enough ranting about Eric.

We walked some more. I wanted to go on one ride but Dana didn’t because she was afraid she was going to get barfed on like everyone else did last year. So then we got on this Blow Up obstacle course that is really for pretty much 5 year olds. It was so fun. After it we were so out of breath though. God we are out of shape. Then we went to Marina's for lunch and discussed how it was more fun last year and how for some reason it felt as if noone was there and how the boys are reluctant to speak with us. 

BLAH BLAH BLAH more walking, more hot guy spottings.

Another band comes on and OH. MY. GOD. 
Lead Singer was so hot. It was unbelievable. He looked like Teddy from 8th and Ocean minus the blue eyes only with 

are you ready for this?

I don't think you are.

A LIP RING. 

Ok lets make a check list.

Model good looks: Check
Plays guitar: Check
Has a great voice: Check
Awesome lyricist: Check
Cute dresser: Check
LIP RING: BONUS POINTS

Also when he is on stage he is amazing honestly he jumps he around and pretty much just sexes up his guitar. 
God I want to hit that but its not in the law eyes illegal plus he is too good looking to approach. He did however tell me to message him on myspace so he could send me an EP.

Too bad I couldn't tell him I don't have a myspace. 

Blah Blah We walked more, saw more hot guys, I was forced to work at the cart again to draw in a line which I did. 

EmmyMac, Bianca and I went on the ride that she didn’t want to go on and we agreed it wasn’t that bad.

 

Walked some more, and then I pretty much went home.