I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down

1st period
We couldn't make gingerbread stuff because I would dry heave too much. We also talk about the clothing (or lack there of) we wear in the summer. I suggested we dress really skanky and go to the mall and get our pictures taken with Santa. I thought that would have been hilarious. 

2nd Period
Nothing really.

3rd Period
I informed Mr. Egan how I share a birthday with a serial killer. He told me that it was indeed a tad creepy.

4th period
Intense game of basketball, that I rocked at. 

5th Period 
Nothing really. I was definitely in Personality B mode though. My friends always assume I am mad or sad when I get like that. It’s not true. Sometimes I just like to be mellow and stay quiet. Since they find it odd and I guess it kind of bothers them I then have to force myself to talk. Its a viscous cycle. I really should give my personalities names. It is kinda impersonal if I constantly refer to them as A and B. B should be named Charlie.  I need a name for A. Possibly Gwen but that will remind me of Stefani so no. I will sleep on it.

6th Period
Natalia's baby (one of those fake babies for Health class) would not shut up. I call it the demon child. She looks so tired and stressed out. It is kinda sad but hilarious. 

7th Period
Caelyn and I psychoanalyzed Sarah. I think we did a nice job. Sarah had a white sweatshirt on so whenever she would put her hood but she would look like sperm. Caelyn also did this HILARIOUS face that I can't even describe. 

8th Period
Its Austin's birthday. He goes "Miss Labruna its my birthday" and she goes" NO!" As if to inform him it was not his birthday. I couldn't stop laughing because Elana kept telling me to suck her penis. It was so funny because she said it just like a guy. I would insult her and she would just whip around and go "Suck my penis!" I, then, proceed to die laughing. 

9th Period
Me: I am going to go home and not masturbate (I clearly said not)
Dana: I did the other day.
Me: WHAT?
Dana: Wait that came out wrong. 

I also discovered today that Bittersweet Symphony is the most perfect song to listen to in school. This one time I had it timed so when I walked around the corner into the busy hallway the upbeat part kicked it. It was so cool. I love when that happens. Don't you just love when it when the music perfectly synchronizes your life at the moment. Also, the same ultra synchronized time the hall was extra busy during the  "I'm a million different people from one day to the next." I thought it was cool.


Have you ever been down?
I can change, I can change...
*The Verve