Wait there, I'll be right back. Down in Times Square it's a heart attack.

Yesterday was Dana's sweet sixteen. 
It was so much fun.
Brittany was so excited about the limo ride over.
In the limo I also got to premiere one of my new catch phrases "I ride the hetero-bus" then I would do this weird pantomime of pulling a string like they have on a truck to honk horns. It somehow fit. 
I mentioned prom like 9496584056 times.
I got a candle.
I had the cutest shoes for serious. 
Those for seriously awesome shoes however make my legs hurt like a bitch today.
I got to officially premiere my new dance move "The Bow and Arrow"
Dana looked awesomely pretty. I will post pictures later.
Sarah (Not my hetero-life mate Sarah Horton) cried because she is an attention seeking whore. 
Dana didn't kiss Danny.
He did hug her though which is like 3rd base for him. 
My "date" wouldn't even acknowledge my presence. He is such a loser. 
My mom was out on the dance floor with me and my friends. 
I didn't really mind because my mom has got funky fresh moves. 
She was mad that the DJ didn't play Smack that or the Cha Cha Slide. She loves her some Cha-Cha slide.
Thats about it. Will post pictures sometime later. 

Brittany's Mom while dancing : "I have a hole in my pants and I am wearing white panties. And I still can't stop dancing"