You can sew it up but you still see the tear

Yesterday after I listened to Sweetest Thing and Tiny Dancer a million times, I met up with Patty at Carvel. He was telling everyone about Brian's party. He, Michael (a guy who works at Carvel), and I all started to act like we were in a church. So we would be screaming PRAISE HIM! JESUS! You're of the devil, child, WOOOO! Until people came in then we would have to stop. Patrick and I then went next door to eat sushi. He ordered some but I didn't want any. We came up with nicknames for sexual acts so we didn't have to say them. He also got the funniest and most oddly appropriate fortune ever "Your tongue is your ambassador." He goes "OMG THIS IS THE BEST FORTUNE EVER. I'M KEEPING IT!" Then we walked down the block and saw a cute chair to symbolize a yard sale. We went in and started browsing. I bought this adorable gold clutch purse for 50 cents. Patrick was looking at these old cameras because he thought they looked Indie. He was trying to ask questions about them and then we realized the woman running it was deaf. Now, no offense to the deaf, but haggling is an essential part of yard sale stuff. Lack of speech and hearing probably made it difficult throughout the day. The only person there was another guy and he was deaf too. So Patrick just bought all three and she gave him three for three. We then proceeded to walk down to the park. We sat there talked about pregnant squirrels that pranced across the street to the cemetery. We then went to the cemetery. You wouldn't believe how many people have placeholder tombstones. Its so creepy how many are like John Smith 1934 - and then just a blank. If I had to see mine I would freak the hell out.  The saddest ones were the families buried together especially with one where it was a junior who died when he was two days old. Plus the cemetery is really cramped so you always kinda ended up standing on someone's face. That always makes me feel bad. I wouldn't want anyone standing on my dead face. I apologized if I did by accident. I'm sure the dead accepts apologizes. 

After we got done at the cemetery, we saw Sarah (fucking awesome not lameass fat face Andryshak) and Caelyn. They ran over to us (read me) and greeted us with large hugs. Then they started talking about a mile a minute. They were talking like really excited kids, it was cute. They were talking about their summer and it sounded a lot like this "And then we did.. and then we did that. And and and" We walked through the cemetery again. We walked around the block before we headed back to Carvel. Patrick pretty much knows everyone who works there and they hate their boss, so they will give anyone free ice cream. I tried for like ever to get my Carvelanche but Patrick spent forever showing how cool he was doing tricks while making them. All Cocktails like. Robo came in but apparently since it was Sunday he was Robert. We sat outside and ate our ice cream. Sarah got a phone call and screamed to Caelyn "WANT TO GO SEE 1408!?!?" and she said yes. So they ran home while yelling bye to us. Patrick was talking about the party again. He hooked up with girl named Claudette which I told him sounded like a slut's name. He said "NO its a pretty name." I replied with "Yeah, a pretty slutty name. You probably have herpes now." Robo agreed with me that it sounded like a slut's name. We saw Brittany driving down the street so we ran. I screamed across the street "BRITTANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY, BRITTANYYYYYYY CORIATYYYYYY!!!" We ran to the gas station. She had this look on her face that she wished no one had seen her because she was in sweat pants driving. Its official everyone is driving before me. Patrick then walked me half to my house which is the point of the creepy Mexican place. I don't like walking by there by myself because sometimes the Mexicans will be there and try to speak to me or blow kisses me. As we were walking we called Jillian because she brightens our day. We were talking about how we should dress up to see Hairspray. I think I am going to dress up like Seaweed (the black guy). 

Once I was home. I talked to Lauren about Palex and various other pairings we enjoy. I told her I was going to sell her Mormon tears because we all know New Yorkers love Mormon tears. I watched charm school season finale before going to bed. I was really tired. I didn't have a dream last night but I distinctly remember having Sweetest thing stuck in my head. Also, because of that song anytime I am talking to a blue eyed boy all I am going to hear in my mind is "Blue-eyed boy meets brown-eyed girl Oh oh Oh The Sweetest Thing"

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l have no one to talk about the delightful cheesiness of the Laguna Beach prom episode DAMN IT. 
The Best Years uses a Between the Trees song in their promo so they are bumped up in my book. 
I love how people always say I suck for not being online late AND BAM here I am and no ones in sight.