Donde Esta Dream Boy?

I have an attraction to freak boys with dark hair. Kyle XY, Clark Kent, Henry (he retains a lot of information). How come its so hard to find furrowed brow, dark haired, mildly freakish, socially awkward guys? Seriously I am quasi-charming, retain a freakish amount of information and are oddly  unaware of situations unfolding. Who wouldn't want that?