How I hate the blondes

I was talking to my mother about the Steven situation in Target. She sighed and Bria (Blonde Goddess who works at Target) walks by. She goes "Maybe she is the problem. It’s the blondes. They get EVERYTHING." Its true us women with the hair the color of dung will never win. Damn you blondes. Damn you all to hell. I am officially blaming everything on them.