Your inner mind so inexpressiable

Yesterday go!

1st Period
Mr. Wynn was gone and I mourned his lost.

2nd Period
Austin was trying to convince to have sex with him in Italy. I told him again that it wasn't happening.

3rd Period 
Gym. Mr. D spilled his coffee all over the table and we wasted about half the gym period cleaning it up while Bianca gushed about her new boyfriend who happens to be a little freshman playa playa. 

4th Period
I hung out in Mr. Egan 's room. I got to read some of the 10th graders short stories. They are freaking crazy. One involved this kid stabbing two cops in the heart after witnessing his mother being raped by two cops. He then was sentenced to death row. Not only was it WTF worthy, it also had such spelling gems like "skool" instead of school. Mr. Egan read it and said "This is of the school psychologist variety" 

5th Period
We chatted about in Chemistry like always.

6th Period
We just did some Math identities.

7th Period
We had a sub and since she is notorious for being a slut we each had out theories on her absence.
Mine : She is at the gyno. All the shit she has done she had to take the whole day off.
Etkin aka Number One aka my "Gentlefriend" : She is getting an abortion.
Josh : She is having sex. If you listen closely you can hear the condom breaking.

While we were suppose to be watching some lame video involving pets we went down Media Memory Lane. We talked about our old favorite shows including Hey Arnold, Kenan and Kel, All That, Rocko's Modern Life, Rocket Power, GUTS, and Legends of the Hidden Temple. 

8th Period
Lunch with the Frosh and Patrick. 

9th Period
Art in which we tried to figure out the non-virgins in our grade. We named about 15ish. 

After School I had to audition for the play. We are doing Little Shop of Horrors. I sang Dancing in the Dark because i am awesome. 
I had work afterwards so I had to race over. I got to train this guy named Brandon. He had sweet hair and likes Reel Big Fish. Damien this other skeevy guy I work with asked for my number. 
Me: Blah blah  blah training talk
Damien : Why didn't you train me?
Me: I was probably on the sales floor.
Damien: So how much is your number going to cost?
Me: Too much.
Damien : Why don't you put it through? (Implying I should take my number and scan it as if it was an item)
Me:Oh look  my number is not on file. What a shame.

What a creepy beast. 

I got home to catch the ending of America's Next Suckfest.
I did my homework and Etkin called me. He informed me that we would most likely get out of school early tomorrow. I was pretty amped. We talked for quite a long time before I realized it was past my beddy bye time. 
I got up the next morning tired because of staying up so late. My mom informed me school was closed and so did a text message from Patrick. I was uber pleased and went back to sleep. By the time I woke up at 9 it was already snowing. I finished watching the second part of the Tin Man. 
I then quasi-redid my room for the holiday season. 
Talked to Etkin and webcamed. We had a contest of most random objects. He insists he won but I don't think anyone can beat the Gwen Stefani doll, Beaker doll, Wonder Woman poster and James Dean cardboard cutout combo. 

My mom is on my back constantly and it is really pissing me off. 

That is pretty much it. I hope I don't have school tomorrow. It is still snowing but since it is relatively early its hard to tell. 

Holy Shit I Can Hear the Bells just came on and the third line is 
"It’s Snow in New York
Some blue December, "