In the SUNSHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 I have had that hardest time trying to update. I have just been completely blocked on how to write about life. It is so odd. Anywy I shall just recite my day.
1st Period
Austin finally realized my sick game with the ladies ; ) (Sup ladies!) and has made me his official wingman. I think he is jealous that my girls are hotter than his (Sup Brooker!) Mr. Wynn and I discussed 'A Clockword Orange'. He thinks its a fabulous book. I think its thought provoking but the Russian-hybrid venacular is a bit annoying.

2nd Period
Austin and I talked about girls. He insists that not only am I a freak but he is going take my virginity in Italy. He also wants us to get married and believes we are meant to be together. 

3rd Period
In heath we were talkinga bout sexual peaks. 
Mr. Steele: What do women want at 21?...Love. What do women want at 35?
Us: Sex!
Mr. Steele : What do men want at 21?
Us: Sex!
Mr. Steele: What do men want at 35?
Us: MORE SEX!
Mr. Steele: No, they want love.

4th Period
In Chem lab we pretty much just played with fire and such.

5th Period
Chemistry. We ignored Doc and talked over him like usual.

6th period
Pre Calc is now Intro to Statistics. It still sucks major cock.

7th Period
We had to do oral reports for C and F. This class still blows.

8th Period
Lunch. I asked my frosh buddies what I should get Etkin. BTW I gave my frosh buddies nicknames and now they are catching on.
Shannon is Hair.
Chelsea is C-San or Tink.
Dana is Queen D
Oko is Yoko
Cassidy is Giggles.

They said clothes. I said they suck.

9th Period
Justin and I have been building a tower for Art and each day we suck. All we do is a subpar job then make masturbatory references. 

Thats pretty much my dad.

 
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Tink :Man I can't stop it when I get my groove on. I would start dancing right on that pole right fucking there if it didn't disgrace America (Points to the flag pole) *Hair runs up and dances to it*