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School's back Mother Effers
Sep. 10th, 2006 01:25 pmSorry I haven't updated in a while but I have been uber busy with school with week. I remember the first day pretty clearly the other days not so much.
First day!
After I got on the bus which we have a new one and the doors open REALLY slowly it annoys the fuck out of me.
SHIT! I am trying to cut down on fuck so I think I will use the word penguin instead of fuck in this entry.
Once we got to school I see EVERYONE (My entire school) in the lobby. My principal is outside and says go get your schedule in the lobby. They mail you your schedule to your house but sometimes they might change a bit (9 times out of 10 they don't). As you know from previous entries I really don't like being pushed and shoved around with tons of kids around me. I see a piece of green shirt on someone. While I was on the bus I saw Dana walk by with a green shirt. I see the green shirt and her bookbag so I did a SuperHuman reach on to her bookbag and bring myself toward her and in my shortened breath I say” Help....Me" She tells me Hi and I tell her how cute her hair looks. We look at the stairs and see Sarah and Jenn we wave. They push to where we were and we along with Brittany, Bianca, and Dana formed a chain to work our way through the crowd. Midway into the crowd we get stuck so I used my manners/ultra NYC skills to get through the crowd. It went a lot like this
"Excuse me, Thank You"
"Excuse me, Thank You"
"Excuse me, *PUSH*
Once we made our way through the crowd we see two tables with papers all over them. Now was there a teacher behind this table or perhaps a dandy little sign that said "A-M" and the other table say N-Z... OF COURSE NOT. Papers are all over and I am fishing through them praying to see VIVIANA on it. I couldn't find it and I feel people pushing behind me and everyone is yelling. I start to breathe heavy and I start freaking out. I look behind me and Sarah is there I look at her and say” I can't be here I am freaking out." She tells me to just step aside and she will find my schedule. I see Kayla on the side and we start talking. She is still the same pink streaks, suspenders, and obviously still Asian. She is always really nice to me and I always appreciated that. She is graduating this year so it’s going to suck when she leaves. While still talking to her I see a little hand SHOOT up and say my name. It was Sarah with my schedule. It kinda remind me of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory when Charlie finds the Golden Ticket. I look at my schedule and it’s EXACTLY the same so me almost having a panic attack isn't worth it. Dana, Brittany, Jenn and I proceeded to go to our first period class because we all have the same thing. Who is first person I see when I walk into the room.
Elvis?
John Lennon?
Nope, just Austin. I saw him and his face kind of lit up not in a "I love you and lets make sweet love on this very table" kind of way but more of "Thank God something familiar showed up." He packed up his shit and moved to our table. We talked about summer and stuff but mostly about me. It was odd. I haven't had a conversation with Austin in which I was the center since about 6th grade. Us talking like made me realize I honestly can't stay mad at the guy. Sure he turned into a total a-hole but now he’s going back to the old him, the nice guy I could talk with for hours about anything. I wouldn't mind having him as a friend again but it’s going to take a lot to bring our friendship back.
We had to go to some lame assembly about the school year and blah blah blah. We found out the homecoming theme. A Night at the Movies and although I rag on my school constantly I LOVE HOMECOMING. I have a lot of school spirit. You know those people at the games who make cheers or go "What the penguin Ref? Are you penguining crazy? That is the worst call I have ever seen in my penguining life!" Well that's me.
After the assembly we figured out where our lockers are going to be. Austin is three lockers down from mine, Sarah is two and Dana is two in the other direction. Right next to me is Barbie. I am kind of glad Barbie is next me because his brother is SO hot. Hopefully his brother decides to visit him alot. Sure Barbie is hot too but I can't really lust for him because he is Freshman. So Dana and I just casually flirt with him but more in a joking manner. He loves it. I know he does.
After getting situated at my locker I went off to Global history also known as my second period class. Mr.Wynn is awesome, he is so interesting. He makes EVERYONE want to learn. I like his class already.
3rd period I have English with Egan. I love him already. The man is exactly what Logan Echolls would be like if he was a teacher. Favorite thing he said was in the course rules and such it says "You will never be publicly embarrassed". He says"That's a lie that's how you know I didn't write this" Man is he great.
4th period I had an Earth Science lab with Dr. Salchow who I now call Dr. Crazy. She is penguining crazy. While she is mid-rant Dana looks at me and says" Well someone had an extra glass of crazy this morning". I proceeded to laugh and get looked at from people around the room. I only half paid attention to what she was talking about.
5th period- Lunch stuffed my face
I had Math after lunch. My class it has some of my favorite juniors such as Jamie and Natalia but not Patrick and I love Patrick. Jamie cracks me up though he is hilarious and will sing with me.
After Math I have Lit and Film with more of my favorite juniors. It is cool as soon as I walk in I hear Sarah Horton and Caelyn shout"VIVIANA WE SAVED YOU A SEAT!" It was pretty cute. Kayla is in the same class too and I sit behind her. Sarah still calls me sexy. Kayla still asks "What am I going to do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk" I still answer with my signature "I'm going to get you drunk, get you love drunk off my humps". I would catch Caelyn laughing and I would look at her and she would just laugh some more. It was a pretty funny cycle but she said I am not allowed to look at her anymore. Also Mike is in the class. Mike is Barbie's brother. Barbie's VERY VERY VERY hot brother. If I don't feel like paying attention I can just look at him.
8th period - Spanish 31 kids in a tiny classroom. Its worth it for the funny shit people say.
9th- Dr. Crazy Nuff said.
I also had a ton of homework.
Day 2
Same
Day 3
Same
Day 4
Kid gashed his head open.
Not alot of homework. I walked home with Brittany and she said something that I still laugh about
"Do you ever get the feeling your gum tastes like dinosaur?"
"What?!?!?! No I don't ever get the feeling my gum tastes like dinosaur."
She later explained she meant the dinosaur eggs in the oatmeal but it still made me laugh.
Dinosaurs? Come on!
First day!
After I got on the bus which we have a new one and the doors open REALLY slowly it annoys the fuck out of me.
SHIT! I am trying to cut down on fuck so I think I will use the word penguin instead of fuck in this entry.
Once we got to school I see EVERYONE (My entire school) in the lobby. My principal is outside and says go get your schedule in the lobby. They mail you your schedule to your house but sometimes they might change a bit (9 times out of 10 they don't). As you know from previous entries I really don't like being pushed and shoved around with tons of kids around me. I see a piece of green shirt on someone. While I was on the bus I saw Dana walk by with a green shirt. I see the green shirt and her bookbag so I did a SuperHuman reach on to her bookbag and bring myself toward her and in my shortened breath I say” Help....Me" She tells me Hi and I tell her how cute her hair looks. We look at the stairs and see Sarah and Jenn we wave. They push to where we were and we along with Brittany, Bianca, and Dana formed a chain to work our way through the crowd. Midway into the crowd we get stuck so I used my manners/ultra NYC skills to get through the crowd. It went a lot like this
"Excuse me, Thank You"
"Excuse me, Thank You"
"Excuse me, *PUSH*
Once we made our way through the crowd we see two tables with papers all over them. Now was there a teacher behind this table or perhaps a dandy little sign that said "A-M" and the other table say N-Z... OF COURSE NOT. Papers are all over and I am fishing through them praying to see VIVIANA on it. I couldn't find it and I feel people pushing behind me and everyone is yelling. I start to breathe heavy and I start freaking out. I look behind me and Sarah is there I look at her and say” I can't be here I am freaking out." She tells me to just step aside and she will find my schedule. I see Kayla on the side and we start talking. She is still the same pink streaks, suspenders, and obviously still Asian. She is always really nice to me and I always appreciated that. She is graduating this year so it’s going to suck when she leaves. While still talking to her I see a little hand SHOOT up and say my name. It was Sarah with my schedule. It kinda remind me of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory when Charlie finds the Golden Ticket. I look at my schedule and it’s EXACTLY the same so me almost having a panic attack isn't worth it. Dana, Brittany, Jenn and I proceeded to go to our first period class because we all have the same thing. Who is first person I see when I walk into the room.
Elvis?
John Lennon?
Nope, just Austin. I saw him and his face kind of lit up not in a "I love you and lets make sweet love on this very table" kind of way but more of "Thank God something familiar showed up." He packed up his shit and moved to our table. We talked about summer and stuff but mostly about me. It was odd. I haven't had a conversation with Austin in which I was the center since about 6th grade. Us talking like made me realize I honestly can't stay mad at the guy. Sure he turned into a total a-hole but now he’s going back to the old him, the nice guy I could talk with for hours about anything. I wouldn't mind having him as a friend again but it’s going to take a lot to bring our friendship back.
We had to go to some lame assembly about the school year and blah blah blah. We found out the homecoming theme. A Night at the Movies and although I rag on my school constantly I LOVE HOMECOMING. I have a lot of school spirit. You know those people at the games who make cheers or go "What the penguin Ref? Are you penguining crazy? That is the worst call I have ever seen in my penguining life!" Well that's me.
After the assembly we figured out where our lockers are going to be. Austin is three lockers down from mine, Sarah is two and Dana is two in the other direction. Right next to me is Barbie. I am kind of glad Barbie is next me because his brother is SO hot. Hopefully his brother decides to visit him alot. Sure Barbie is hot too but I can't really lust for him because he is Freshman. So Dana and I just casually flirt with him but more in a joking manner. He loves it. I know he does.
After getting situated at my locker I went off to Global history also known as my second period class. Mr.Wynn is awesome, he is so interesting. He makes EVERYONE want to learn. I like his class already.
3rd period I have English with Egan. I love him already. The man is exactly what Logan Echolls would be like if he was a teacher. Favorite thing he said was in the course rules and such it says "You will never be publicly embarrassed". He says"That's a lie that's how you know I didn't write this" Man is he great.
4th period I had an Earth Science lab with Dr. Salchow who I now call Dr. Crazy. She is penguining crazy. While she is mid-rant Dana looks at me and says" Well someone had an extra glass of crazy this morning". I proceeded to laugh and get looked at from people around the room. I only half paid attention to what she was talking about.
5th period- Lunch stuffed my face
I had Math after lunch. My class it has some of my favorite juniors such as Jamie and Natalia but not Patrick and I love Patrick. Jamie cracks me up though he is hilarious and will sing with me.
After Math I have Lit and Film with more of my favorite juniors. It is cool as soon as I walk in I hear Sarah Horton and Caelyn shout"VIVIANA WE SAVED YOU A SEAT!" It was pretty cute. Kayla is in the same class too and I sit behind her. Sarah still calls me sexy. Kayla still asks "What am I going to do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk" I still answer with my signature "I'm going to get you drunk, get you love drunk off my humps". I would catch Caelyn laughing and I would look at her and she would just laugh some more. It was a pretty funny cycle but she said I am not allowed to look at her anymore. Also Mike is in the class. Mike is Barbie's brother. Barbie's VERY VERY VERY hot brother. If I don't feel like paying attention I can just look at him.
8th period - Spanish 31 kids in a tiny classroom. Its worth it for the funny shit people say.
9th- Dr. Crazy Nuff said.
I also had a ton of homework.
Day 2
Same
Day 3
Same
Day 4
Kid gashed his head open.
Not alot of homework. I walked home with Brittany and she said something that I still laugh about
"Do you ever get the feeling your gum tastes like dinosaur?"
"What?!?!?! No I don't ever get the feeling my gum tastes like dinosaur."
She later explained she meant the dinosaur eggs in the oatmeal but it still made me laugh.
Dinosaurs? Come on!
