Urine Bombs and Strip Clubs galore

1st Period
I was mentioning something Courtney said. I think it was about the toque, anyway I remembered something about Canada. Now my group of friends and I pretty much decided a while back that we were going to Canada for Senior skip day. I informed them that now you need a passport to go to Canada and since those aren't exactly cheap we needed to choose another place. Now some how strip club came up. And I am all "YES, for senior skip day lets totally go to some strip clubs" So we now decided that senior skip day we are going to a strip clubs in the city. One male and one female just to be fair to everyone. 

2nd Period 
Easy test

3rd Period
Mr. Egan had us read a poem and it reminded me of the poem from Perks of being a wallflower.

Whenever Richard Cory went down town,
We people on the pavement looked at him:
He was a gentleman from sole to crown,
Clean favored, and imperially slim.

And he was always quietly arrayed,
And he was always human when he talked;
But still he fluttered pulses when he said,
"Good-morning," and he glittered when he walked.

And he was rich - yes, richer than a king -
And admirably schooled in every grace;
In fine we thought that he was everything
To make us wish that we were in his place.

So on we worked, and waited for the light,
And went without the meat, and cursed the bread;
And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,
Went home and put a bullet through his head.

Isn't it Perks-esque?

4th Period 
Lab= lame more discussion of senior skip day and visiting strippers

5th Period
Apparently we have to time senior skip day for once we are all 18. So we are going to have to wait at least to late may for me. We also discussed the senior prank. Now I may have mentioned this before but I have a slight obsession with idea I came up with. The Urine Bomb goes like this pretty much you need some bottles, a kiddy pool, rolls of toilet paper, gloves, a bunch your friends and full bladders. You pee in bottles, pour urine in pool, put gloves on, then take toilet paper and SATURATE them with urine and proceed to throw them at people and or places while screaming "URINE BOMB". I wished this was some how involved in our idea prank but it isn't.  Feel free to try it and tell me about it. Marcus wants to use the urine bombs badly but sadly we can't for our school.

6th Period
Jamie stared at me to scare me. It worked. 

7th Period
Sarah said, and I quote, "Urine Bombs is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard of in my life"

8th Period
I was cracking myself up once again. For some reason I can't control my inner dialogue in my head in Spanish and will literally say what I am thinking. 
Ms. Labruna: I got the Regents test yesterday
Me:*GASPS LOUDLY* OH NO!!!!! 
Class laughs

I also told Brooke about urine bombs.
Brooke: that is gross
Me: But its memorable. Who is going to forget the time they got a urine bomb thrown at them?
Brooke: Thats true

9th Period
Dana showed me stripper moves. She is surprisingly good at them. 
I also informed Sarah(Andryshak not Horton) what a Cleveland steamer was.